“ODD TALES AND WONDERS”
THE TWADDLE AND THE GURCK
© 1992 by Travis Edward Pike  All Rights Reserved
Cai, if an Illy cry, “Dunair!”
Cai, if an Owsie lie zerutch.
Cai, if an Elwith sigh, “Ferair!”
A Twaddle gare is overmuch.
Full tane and twilly were the Woof,
But their pockenthatch lang queerily denn.
Sighed Imberlick, “Lass hoe nee soof!”
And Umberling gas worrily, “Venn!”
The Twaddle cam and gye the twack.
The Twaddle, gare and capricocious,
The Twaddle, ratch and lapfernack
And, inciderilly, ociferocious!
Cai, if an Illy cry, “Dunair!”
Cai, if an Owsie lie zerutch.
Cai, if an Elwith sigh, “Ferair!”
A Twaddle gare is overmuch.
The Twaddle cam and gye the twack.
Noo, nee full twilly were the Woof.
The Twaddle cam.  The Woof fie back!
And Umberling fail his whifferpoof.
The pockenthatch lang sterilly denn.
The tane and twilly Woof were doon.
Noor Imberlick gang herrilly fenn,
And the Twaddle sang ferloon.
Cai, if an Illy cry, “Dunair!”
Cai, if an Owsie lie zerutch.
Cai, if an Elwith sigh, “Ferair!”
A Twaddle gare is overmuch.
Imberlick cam an the floroo.
He leg his werrilly doon and shree.
The ruferfull Woof lang gore and due,
And cam a Gurck by oversee.
The Gurck ree, “Hoe!” and “Rasperoo?”
And Imberlick then sare his core.
The Gurck aire to and sare, “Cai, noo?”
But Imberlick could nee fermore.
Cai, if an Illy cry, “Dunair!”
Cai, if an Owsie lie zerutch.
Cai, if an Elwith sigh, “Ferair!”
A Twaddle gare is overmuch.
The Gurck rang haze and ree, “Noo, nye!
I irre nay from ratch and twack!
The Twaddle, so, by me ferdye!”
And Imberlick ree, “No!  Ferback!”
The Gurck, by fare an omniroo,
An absolissimus ruferfull say,
With coperociousness terroo,
Noo figgery ruse his way.
Cai, if an Illy cry, “Dunair!”
Cai, if an Owsie lie zerutch.
Cai, if an Elwith sigh, “Ferair!”
A Twaddle gare is overmuch.
The Twaddle lang full saferee,
But everso, his fearilly ratch
Clang a farrowless lapferee
And goo the sperrilly doon for zatch!
But the Gurck, with oralless fay,
Cam the Twaddle from the roo
And, with overtwack ferslay
The garrilly Twaddle who ratch neroo!
Cai, if an Illy cry, “Dunair!”
Cai, if an Owsie lie zerutch.
Cai, if an Elwith sigh, “Ferair!”
But ne'er a Twaddle for Gurck too much!
This may seem like utter nonsense, especially if you are not familiar with Lewis Carroll's, “Jabberwocky.”  Believe it or not, “The Twaddle and the Gurck” is a delightfully chilling fable that becomes clearer when read aloud.  Onomatopoetically speaking, it works for my live audiences, so I present it, here, in its original, “otherworldly” language and form.  I would like to hear what you think of it, especially as a written, rather than as a performed work.  Do you need to have it translated?  Well, CLICK HERE!
 
Travis Edward Pike, Otherworld Cottage, 1999
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